Daddy’s little girl
May 2, 2012
Someone grab the shepherd’s crook and pull this girl off stage.
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It’s too late to take back the message
It’s already out
And archived in perpetuity
I can’t even crop you,
You’ve taken over my web page too
If video killed the radio star,
The internet kidnapped daddy’s little girl
Sorry Wayne & Janet
You can’t get her back
That heart-to-heart about social media tanked
She’s back on Twitter
Hanging off the yo-yo boys,
Skating to where the puck is headed, not to where it’s been
And adding filmy veils on Instagram
This must be how Patty Hearst‘s parents felt
Dearest Paulina:
You choose this and you can never go back to that
Not when you’re female
Feminism can’t fix everything
It sounds so archaic, this idea that girls who do it are doomed
But something does die
Even in 2012
A sense of hope and potential
Of fresh starts
Of humanity prevailing
Poor judgement and its consequences used to be sent to the next town over,
Then reinvented in sweater sets somewhere else
Now poor judgement parties in that town’s central square
With cameras catching it from every angle
Wait, is that Charlie Sheen on the Jumbotron?
He knows you, y’ know
And he’s coming over to say Hi
…
The world gets in SUCH a frenzy over PYTs, doesn’t it?
Twas ever thus
It takes vigilance for a young woman to decide, then convince the rest of the world she’s real
Particularly when a Barbie physique comes naturally
It’s easier to cave into stereotypes when everyone wants it that way
It’s millions of them verses one of you
They look
You notice
It’s intoxicating
‘Who needs college or an unpaid internship or a serving job when I’m all this?’ you’re probably thinking
So you get to work at your first big job out of puberty
Posing
You sit up and arch
Lie back and pout
Aviators slipping down the slope of your nose
Or a pair of Buddy Holly’s when the look calls for something more academic
A few seconds pass and someone with your worst interests in mind hands you a pop song you can lipsync
You do your best to be your worst
Add a little dance number
Something metaphorical of you circling the drain in heels
They teach metaphors in college English classes, you know
Same with clichés
And dénouement,
That inevitable downslide after your peak is reached and we’ve all climaxed
Get your Wooos! in now while you still can
*For more on this “hot” topic, see this story in Maclean’s, “Outraged moms, trashy daughters,” by Anne Kingston. And for one of my earlier rants on the topic, go here.
Lily Allen's song "The Fear" comes to mind when I think of her. Sad, really.