Alison Garwood Jones

Get reinventing

April 22, 2013

This is, perhaps, the best unspoken rule of reinvention I’ve seen lately:

“Surround yourself with people making mistakes and surviving.”

It’s by Penelope Trunk. She says, “The reason entrepreneurs hang out with each other is because it’s inspiring to watch people work on problem after problem.”

So to all you indie entrepreneurs (writers, illustrators, visual journos, home stagers, food truck operators): start hanging.

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StudioMates, DUMBO, Brooklyn. Apparently plaid is the office dress code with these indies.

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We interrupt our regular programming

April 18, 2013

It’s been a heinous week in the news. I needed some sparkle.

 

“The Hepburn Shuffle” by Chris Wahl.

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Spotlight: vanishing accents

April 15, 2013

SPOTLIGHT is Society Pages’ newest column focusing on questionable occurrences

I’ve been covering music, and especially music and the internet, a fair bit lately. Here’s a piece I published last year that tackles the mystery of singing and accents. Enjoy!

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In 1981, Sheena Easton was a 22-year old club kid with a glossy pout and a Lady Di shag when she burst onto the American music scene with a finger-snapping tune called “Morning Train.” The song went all the way to Number One on Billboard Magazine‘s adult contemporary chart. But when Easton sat down for her first interview with Entertainment Tonight, the production control room had to post subtitles across her bare shoulders to translate the singer’s accent — a Glaswegian cant so thick it strained Mary Hart’s smile and made TV viewers adjust the antennae on their sets.

The disconnect between Easton’s clear and powerful singing voice and her conversational brogue may have come as a surprise to the viewing public, but it makes perfect sense to voice experts who cite Easton, Liverpool’s Fab Four (that’s right, The Beatles), Sweden’s Ace of Base and Céline Dion, the chanteuse of Charlemagne, Québec, as good examples of strong regional accents that have been neutralized (or Americanized) by song. Diction lessons, mimicry and whip-snapping managers with US dollar signs in their eyes only partially explain this vocal transformation. That’s when I started digging for an answer.

“I’ve heard Chinese school kids with minimal English language skills sing songs in English with almost perfect American accents,” Randy Wong, a Boston-based professional musician and educator, told me in an email when I recounted the Easton story. And that’s because when children sing they rarely act self conscious about forming this mouths into big O’s, says Dr. Brian Hands, weighing in on this mystery. Hands is  a Toronto-based laryngologist and voice care specialist who tends to the voices of COC opera singers, Stratford actors and visiting rocks stars. “You can mask any accent with a large articulator and resonator,” he says.

  My reinterpretation of a greeting card, since lost.

Here’s what he means: go on YouTube and watch your favourite singer — pop or classical — and you’ll find, says Hands, that “the best ones open their mouths like they’re going to swallow the stage.” They inhale using their diaphragm and when they exhale into song they promptly drop their tongue, their jaw (the articulator) and their voice box (the resonator), creating as wide a chamber as possible. “Such a large space means they can lengthen the time they hold their vowels, and it’s the vowels that are responsible for carrying the melody and the sound.”

Take Céline Dion. In person, she’s a fast talker with a pronounced nasality (Quebecois vowels are closed and nasal, wah, wah, wah).

When Céline belts out one of her anthems — oh, like, “My Heart Will Go On” — she changes the shape of her vocal tract and stops letting air escape through her nose. “All that extra space and breath goes into managing an open-toned singing voice,” says Lorna MacDonald, a fiery soprano who is a colleague and patient of Doc Hands. “The expanded vowel space in her mouth leads to changes in pronunciation and a greater warmth and back-roundedness more typical of English speech patterns,” she explains. In other words, that process of stretching, rounding out and amplifying the vowels is what anglicizes most regional accents.

When she’s not on stage or in the studio making recordings for the CBC, MacDonald heads up the voice pedagogy program in the music department at The University of Toronto. I met with her at her office which is packed with books, music scores and anatomical models of human heads and chest cavities with brightly-coloured voice boxes caught in the throats.

But there’s one more consideration: accents are also about timing. At least, that’s what Marla Roth, a Toronto speech pathologist told me. “The same thing happens with people who stutter. We’ve found that when they sing, they don’t stall and trip over their words as much.” Everything in normal speech is about timing; you have to hit the right points in your mouth at the right moment. “In singing,” says Roth, the timing and intonation are off from normal speech, and that can result in a new speech characteristic.”

That leaves us, then, with only one mystery to solve. Mick Jagger (below). How is it that the biggest mouth in rock and roll turned an East London accent into a stuttering southern drawl?

P.S. Steven Tyler, another big mouth, doesn’t work in this story. Despite being from Boston he has a standard American accent with a slight tinge of surfer dude, so not much to overcome.

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Temperature check

April 9, 2013

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This saying made me laugh (out of recognition).

Here’s where we are four months into 2013. Narcissistic? Perhaps. But it sums up the technological revolution we’re all feeding and advancing, mostly through our phones. Who’d have thought that the gatekeepers, for whom we used to do our breathless song and dance routines, would lose their sex appeal so rapidly? Power in decline isn’t pretty. It’s mean and selfish. Beware.

Patti Smith is calling this new reality, “the democratization of self-expression.”

I can’t get enough of her right now as I navigate my way between creativity and solvency in cyberspace. Smith first came to us in beads and bandanas — a curious, scruffy and luminous beat poet and performer. Her heightened awareness of the meaning of life and change is proving to be as strong today as it was in 1969. “We’re going through a painful adolescence again,” she told a crowd. “What do we do with all of this technology? What do we do with our world? Who are we?”

So, it’s official. My heart has moved on from chasing deals on paper. I’ve boarded the rocket ship. I didn’t ask where my seat was. I saw one, it was empty, so I claimed it. You’re looking at it.

“Follow the growth” is a business axiom with massive creative potential.

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The workplace

April 6, 2013

Pre-Internet

Box Step

 

Post-Internet Boy Dancers

Design: Chad Michael Lawson

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Update on Emma-Lee

April 3, 2013

When you start here, as the singer Emma-Lee did back in the early noughties …

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… and end up here, on the billboard at Roy Thomson Hall in Toronto:

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You know the reversal in the music industry is complete. I wrote about Emma-Lee’s rise to prominence — starting on My Space, then YouTube — in this profile last December. At the time, she was on a cross-country tour with Jesse Cook. Now she’s back on the road with Peter Katz, hitting venues across Canada. Katz most recently performed with The Swell Season, the legendary Garth Hudson, from The Band, as well as with members of Levon Helm’s band.

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Hot off the press

April 2, 2013

My latest profile from Applied Arts Magazine. Scroll to the end for the PDF.

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Here’s the PDF: AACE Student – Petra Cuschieri.

 

 

 

 

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Reverse decision

April 1, 2013

This is a riot. And the mic was on.

Penny Lover

“Canadians love things that aren’t practical or useful, like pennies, the metric system and bilingualism. It’s just part of who we are.” — Jim Flaherty, finance minister (announcing that the Canadian government is reinstating the penny, effective immediately).

Postscript: Yup, they got me hook, line and sinker. Only on April Fool’s could a politician make such a correct observation about Canada, then pretend it’s a joke. I wanted to believe the Google Nose gag too.  I’m so sad that one is not true. Click and sniff is the final frontier in computing.

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New additions

March 12, 2013

 

Blog Album Lashes

 Photo: Ryan Faubert, Design: Alison Garwood-Jones

I’ve upgraded my blog and website. Here’s a rundown of the changes:

1. I added a throw to my new fiction site called Drop Cap (enter through the parachute, top left)

2. I’ve reorganized my drawings on a separate site called iArt (enter through the Etch-A-Sketch, top left).

3. I’ve trumpeted these additions on my home page with three new fancy tags. I’m not the only one who likes those vintage office tags.

And in case you’re wondering about the art above, I was inspired by old record covers from the early 1960s — in particular, The Supremes and some old comedy recordings by Elaine May and Mike Nichols. Here I tried to replicate the quality of the photography fifty years ago on pulpy LP sleeves (grainy black and white). I also got that sixties look by adding false eyelashes, courtesy of Photoshop (I already had the pixie). To finish, I added a few signature graphic touches of the era: round stickers with serrated edges, the Bewitched sparkly text and the oval WordPress symbol I invented to look like the old labels for Capitol Records and Mercury Records.

There is nothing “High Fidelity” about this website, but I like Nick Hornby, so in it went.

Finally, I’d like to thank my friend, Graham Scott, for turning all of my website ideas from the last three years into HTML reality. Nice work, Graham!

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Make peace with the internet

March 10, 2013

 

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Get creative

Courtesy of Etsy

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