Alison Garwood Jones

Show me the money: Part deux

January 25, 2012

For all you old-school print journalists still wondering how to make a buck from blogging, here’s how it works:

Editor sees your McSweeney’s post reposted on Facebook (you’re not even friends … yet), and says,

“Oh my God, I own a print of “Poster Making” (a.k.a. the FUCK OFF poster).

She purchased it at the Paul +Wendy Projects, and still hasn’t hung it.

Editor calls you to discuss the serendipity of it all, and how we may have gone to the same hairdresser three decades ago.

Editor segues into giving you an assignment.

That editor is Catherine Osborne of Azure Magazine, a hub for architecture geeks, and whose title is named after the colour of the sky.

Here is a portrait of her from LinkedIn:

Hopefully not … THE END

For my first post on blogging and making money, click here.

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In conversation with Royal Art Lodge

January 23, 2012

How did I go from this?

To this?

Royal Art Lodge, Poster Making, 2007, mixed media on panel, 6×6″

To recap: Last week I was randomly flipping through the book, More Things Like This, a loot bag of art and musings curated by the editors of McSweeney’s, when I stopped dead in my tracks because I recognized myself in one of the paintings. Here’s the story and some of the folks who flocked to it.

The work, by Royal Art Lodge, a hip and now defunct art collective from Winnipeg, shows a little girl writing “FUCK OFF” on a poster board.

Neil Farber and Michael Dumontier, the men of Royal Art Lodge, heard about my brush with serendipity and sat down for a chat about art, life, process, and inspiration. The two continue to work together, exhibiting their art in galleries around the world and garnering praise in publications like The Paris Review. Their book Constructive Abandonment was published by Drawn & Quarterly last spring.

Alison GJ: I was right, you found my photo in a back issue of Elle Canada [I was an editor at the magazine, and, one year, the staff presented the art director with our kid pics and she turned them into a collage for a holiday issue]. The Royal Art Lodge was all guys, so what were you doing looking at Elle Canada, LOL?!

Royal Art Lodge: At the time that painting was made we were three guys [Neil, Michael and Marcel Dzama], but for much of our history we had one female member, Holly Dzama. We often used, and still do use, fashion magazines as reference materials. We paint a lot of women.

AGJ: What drew you to my picture in particular?

ROL: Children are one of our favorite subjects for painting and that is a great photo. It’s possible that we painted some of the other cute kids as well. Michael Dumontier actually painted the image in that one and Neil wrote the caption.

AGJ: Your bios at the Richard Heller Gallery site characterize your paintings as combinations of “innocence with a complicated and often foreboding sense of the absurd.” Can you describe the imaginative leap that took you from my pic to this painting?

ROL: Michael would have painted the picture and set it beside all of our other “unfinished” paintings. I probably never saw the actual photo, so my relationship was just with what Michael had painted. I think the focused expression in the photo is key to making the painting work. She seems careful and sincere.

AGJ: Yup, that sounds like me. What story are you telling in this painting? Little girl writes, “FUCK OFF” ….

ROL: To us, the painting is about language. The plain description of her activity as “Poster Making” is set against the fun image of a little girl carefully making a vulgar sign. It kind of mirrors the comedy of a dry journalist reporting on a funny situation.

AGJ: Did you imagine the girl heading off to a protest or something?

ROL: No, we just imagined her making a poster to hang on her bedroom door.

AGJ: Is there supposed to be a “Network-like” anger bubbling beneath the surface of this work? You know, is your waif as mad as hell and she isn’t going to take it anymore?

ROL: No, we don’t see her that way. In the later Art Lodge works we were painting a lot of women and children. We even had a show called “Women and Children”, so she fits our aesthetic. But we see her as being calm, so maybe she is naive as to the response she will receive from her poster.

AGJ: How did the public react to “Poster Making”? And who owns it now?

ROL: “Poster Making” is one of our most popular paintings. We have retained it in our small private collection. It’s one of only a few paintings that we get repeated offers to buy. We had it made into a print, though.

AGJ: Have you exhibited it?

ROL: It’s been in a few museum shows and it will be included in a show called “A Perfect Day” opening this February in Amsterdam. The show is a spin-off of the McSweeney’s book, Lots of Things Like This.

[my blog post continues beneath this shot, so keep reading!]

To see what Neil and Michael are up to now, go to their blog

Afterword: Two years ago, I used the same kid pic that inspired Neil and Michael in a blog post about recognizing where we belong in this life. I talked about how your interests and obsessions as a child pretty much determine what you should be doing as an adult. The focused little girl in my picture is exactly who I am now. I’m glad I didn’t lose touch with her.

Painting by Michael Dumontier and Neil Farber

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It can happen to you

January 18, 2012

VIEWERS POUNCE ON CRUNCHY CONTENT

 

For those of you who still haven’t tried letting the internet do your networking for you, here’s an edited list of some of the organizations who came knocking at my door yesterday after I posted this. BTW, I crested at 870 hits and 1,100 pageviews. List courtesy of Google Analytics.

CTV

CBC

Toronto Star

The Globe & Mail

Canadian House of Commons

Canada Wide Media

RIM

Harvard University

Columbia University

Simon & Schuster

University of Cambridge

Cambridge University Press

Oxford University

British Sky Broadcasting

e! Entertainment Television

Hachette Livre UK

Hallmark Cards

Hearst Corporation

Microsoft Corp

Apple Inc.

The Museum of Modern Art

National Aeronautics and Space Administration (yup, someone at NASA)

National Film Board of Canada

National Public Radio

National Science Foundation

New York Academy of Sciences

Pixar (oh, COOL!)

Pratt Institute

Sony Pictures Entertainment

The New York Times Company

The Toronto Police Service (Oh god, what?)

US House of Representatives (don’t those people have anything to do?)

US Department of Commerce (it’s the economy, stupid)

The United States Senate

The United Nations (my blog believes in world peace)

The Tribune Company

Walrus Internet

Washington Nationals Baseball Club (huh?)

Ziff Davis

 

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McSweeney’s found me

January 17, 2012

While I was waiting to hear from some of my editors yesterday, I made soup and messed around on the internet.

Later that afternoon, I  went to the library and pulled a book off the shelf that looked interesting only to discover a painting of me inside its pages (I haven’t sat for anybody). Turning to a random book for inspiration only to find that you were someone else’s inspiration is an oddly circular experience.

The book, More Things Like This (2009) is an anthology about the intersection of art, writing and humour.

 

It was edited by Dave Eggers and is one of the McSweeney’s anthologies published by Chronicle Books out of San Francisco. It contains a marvelous culturally contexualized introductory essay by New York Times theatre critic Michael Kimmelman and contributions from Art Spiegelman, Andy Warhol, Shel Silverstein, Kurt Vonnegut, Leanne Shapton, and more. Yes, folks, I’m milking this big time ’cause making it into the pages McSweeney’s (even as a silent sitter) is like getting the thumbs up from The New Yorker, only I never thought I would be in McSweeney’s this way.

Is it just me or is this me?

I’ll let you be the judge. The painting, called ” Poster Maker,” is by The Royal Art Lodge, a hip and now defunct art collective out of Winnipeg and one of the contributors to the anthology.

Now turning to the snapshot below: this is me, age 6, drawing a giant milkshake. I was playing at my dad’s office while he talked to important people on the phone.

Unlike the painting above, there was nothing subversive about my message, except, maybe, for the delivery. I remember those stubby markers made a deafening squeak every time I coloured in the solid areas. I coloured my arm off for the same reason I attached cardboard squares with clothespins to my bicycle spokes — so I could sound badass even if I couldn’t be badass (how could I? I had  handlebar streamers and a  basket on my bike).

p.s. If the painting is me, I think one of the guys in the Lodge saw it in an issue of Elle Canada several years ago. When an editor in chief doesn’t feel like writing a monthly message, they ask the other editors on staff to find a kid pic and we throw them on the page to delight and amuse the readers.

Update: if you want to find out what happened, here’s the whole story.

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Fotoshop by Adobé

January 12, 2012

Thank you Jesse Rosten for this zeitgeist-y spoof of the beauty biz and self-esteem industry.

Being female never gets old.

 

Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

Hat tip to DB Scott for posting this on his blog.

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Resolution check-in

January 10, 2012

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And now: James Franco, novelist

January 5, 2012

It has just been announced that James Franco has sold his first novel to e-tail giant Amazon. The reaction to the actor, his energy levels and the injustice of it all is entertaining on its own.

 

 

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Smoking frieze

January 3, 2012


Photo: “Smoking Frieze” taken by my pal Keith Mulvihill, West 19th Street, NYC, January 3, 2012

 

Why should we use all of our creative power? Because there is nothing that makes people so generous, joyful, lively, bold and compassionate, so indifferent to fighting and the accumulations of [too many] objects and [too much] money.

Brenda Ueland

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Looking back

December 28, 2011

I end 2011 …


Photo: Ryan Faubert/ Effects: Picnik.com

 

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Send me yours

December 27, 2011

 

©AGJ on Sketches

The meaning of “fruitcake” has run the gamut of mostly derogatory definitions:

a) A limp-wristed man

b) A stupid boss (usually referring to a female boss)

c) A brick of cocaine

d) A guy with a penchant for snug, and I mean really snug pants (see “a”)

e) A sexual act I’d rather not describe

f) Someone who’s one sandwich short of a picnic

g) A nickname for former Mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani

h) And back in the day, a Johnny Carson punch line

And my favourite definition: a cake packed with candied fruit, toasted nuts, spices and rum that tastes epic with a steaming cup of tea.

Be nice, people. And eat up!

 

 

 

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