Send me yours
December 27, 2011
©AGJ on Sketches
The meaning of “fruitcake” has run the gamut of mostly derogatory definitions:
a) A limp-wristed man
b) A stupid boss (usually referring to a female boss)
c) A brick of cocaine
d) A guy with a penchant for snug, and I mean really snug pants (see “a”)
e) A sexual act I’d rather not describe
f) Someone who’s one sandwich short of a picnic
g) A nickname for former Mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani
h) And back in the day, a Johnny Carson punch line
And my favourite definition: a cake packed with candied fruit, toasted nuts, spices and rum that tastes epic with a steaming cup of tea.
Be nice, people. And eat up!