Alison Garwood Jones

Donald Lau is the most published author in the English language. He doesn’t tap out novels or write newspaper articles. Nor is he a blogger. He writes cookie fortunes. Amazingly, Lau’s record still stands even after a decade of writer’s block brought on by the pressures of political correctness. (PC has done no favours for any writers).

For whatever reason, Lau snapped to and is back to composing for the Wonton Food Company Inc. headquartered in Brooklyn, NY. Writing is something he does when he’s not being VP of accounts payable and receivable.

Some of Lau’s latest gems, as told to Mo Rocca :