Alison Garwood Jones

TMI

November 8, 2013

A request: Please don’t post your midlife crisis on Facebook. If you must share, turn  your escapades into  a novel worthy of awards (like the  Nobel). We suggest working on it for years. And don’t show anyone (it will jinx your creativity).

Don't do it!

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Journalism: Still A Love Story

November 4, 2013

1962It’s the spring of ’62 and Nora Ephron is at the wheel of a rental car crossing the George Washington Bridge into downtown Manhattan. Her mission: to find a job before she graduates from Wellesley College in a few weeks. At an employment agency on West 42nd St., Ephron tells the worker assigned to her, “I want to be a journalist.” The woman shuffles through some index cards and papers, looks up over her readers and says, “How would you like to work at Newsweek magazine?” Nora says, “Fine,” and the woman picks up the phone, makes a same-day appointment and sends Ephron over to the Newsweek Building at 444 Madison Avenue. 

Here’s where Nora picks up the story: “The man who interviewed me ask[s] why I want to work at Newsweek. I think I’m supposed to say something like, ‘Because it’s such an important  magazine,’ but I have no real feelings about the magazine one way or another. I have barely read Newsweek … a sorry second to Time. So I respond saying I want to work [here] because I hope to become a writer. I’m quickly assured that women don’t become writers at Newsweek. It never crosses my mind to object, or say, ‘You’re going to turn out to be wrong about me.’ It’s a given … if you are a woman and you want to do certain things, you are Scissors-2going to have to be the exception to the rule. I’m hired as a mail girl, for $55 a week.” Not long after, Nora is promoted to news clipper, “the next stage of girldom.” Armed with a rip stick, scissors and a grease pencil, she and her cohorts clip stories from the country’s biggest newspapers and file them away for the reporters. After six months, Nora is promoted again to “researcher” (fact checker), and by December of that year she is offered a reporting job, but not at Newsweek. The New York Post plucks her away. 

Here’s exactly how it happens: Post publisher Dorothy Schiff reads a piece Ephron writes when she’s not fact checking stories for Newsweek. It’s a parody of Leonard Lyon’s gossip column in the Post. Lyon is not producing any columns on account of a citywide newspaper strike. Ephron and her friend Victor Navasky, the editor of Monocle, decide to fill the reading void with a bunch of mock newspapers Navasky cooks up to entertain fellow writers and editors during the strike. With persistence and boundless charm (remember: this is before Kickstarter), Navasky raises the $10,000 he needs to print copies of “The New York Pest” and “The Dally News.” This is where Ephron’s first profiles appear (if you don’t count her articles for The Wellesley News). The editors of the Post threaten to sue Navasky and Ephron, but Schiff scoffs at the idea. “Don’t be ridiculous,” she says. “If they can parody the Post, they can write for it. Hire them.” Mission accomplished. Our political science grad is a bonafide journo in less than a year.

2003

It’s the spring of 2003 and I decide what I really should be is a journalist, not an academically-minded art historian. Flipping through  Toronto Life magazine during a long subway ride to the Yorkdale Shopping Centre, I see a Marketplace call for “INTERNS” tucked in between an ad for a litigation lawyer and a high-end matchmaker. It says to ring the magazine at 416-364-3333 and state my address in exchange for an application package. I call from my landline the next day, a package arrives three days later, I complete a hefty editing test, mail it in (that’s right I snail it) and get word a month later I’ve nailed it. I report for duty mid-September.

Being female isn’t a problem like it was for Nora, except when editor John MacFarlane asks me during an introductory one-on-one why I’m not in broadcast? This offends me. I want to say, “Because I don’t want to join the hair and teeth crowd,” but I don’t (partly because John has great hair and teeth). Instead, I reply in a voice smaller than my own, “I don’t want to read cue cards, I want to write features.” He takes it in, and the episode becomes a blip in my time there.

I learn a lot from John and work with almost all the editors on staff. The ratio of female to male editors is a whopping 10 to 4, but more big stories are authored by men. In a short piece, I need to confirm some facts and quotes with lawyer Clayton Ruby. I call his office and get it done before lunch. This puzzles and amuses my handling editor since big time lawyers aren’t known for promptly and cheerfully participating in fact checking with smart-ass city magazines. Naivété and dumb luck are on my side. And sometimes they’re not: in the very first story I fact check — a front-of-book profile of film director Sudz Sutherland — I read the entire article to Sutherland and finish with, “Does that sound right?” That elicits a raised eyebrow from my editor. I don’t do it again.

I write some bios for the “Year That Was” issue (December), including a couple of mini-profiles on Sheela Basrur and the Asian beetle, then feasting on the city’s trees. A third profile of Norm Gardner, Chair of the Toronto Police Services Board and a notorious problem child (in 2003 proportions, not 2013 Fordian proportions), makes executive editor Angie Gardos laugh. “You’re a good writer, keep at it,”  says Gardos as she drops off a stack of copy for us in the intern cupboard. Hearing that, Ken Hunt, a fellow intern and published author, turns around in his swivel chair and says, “You’ve got it made.” Today Ken is VP of Digital for St. Joseph’s Media, which publishes Toronto Life. None of this surprises me. Interning with Ken — who’s still a good friend — feels like an episode of Reach For The Top. In fact, any time you’re in Ken’s company means that every cell of your body is on high alert to whack the buzzer first. I tell him as much and Ken says he was on that show and his high school team were champions under his leadership. I leave Toronto Life after four months, return to my bar job at the Bier Markt and six months later I’m headhunted to be managing editor of a health magazine. Our art history grad is a bonafide journo within a year.

Today

Nora waltzed into journalism at a time when there were no J-Schools or intern programs. You didn’t have to obsess over your résumé because general career counsellors could broker interviews for you with chain-smoking editors. The process was more random. Walk ins could talk their way in. Forty years later, I broke in at a time when competition was fierce and candidates were vetted based on their résumés and results on a detailed editing test. Getting in was like getting a coveted acceptance into the Skull & Bones secret society. Once in, the ladder was yours to climb.

I should say, we didn’t work for free, and neither did Nora. She made enough as a clipper and fact checker to pay rent for a room in this white brick apartment in SoHo. We were paid $500 a month, which wasn’t bad when you consider I was shelling out $650/month for a nook in Cabbagetown. I supplemented the rest of my expenses through hosting shifts at the bar.

Interns at Toronto Life stopped being paid a few years ago when “free” became the preferred business model of the social media landscape. This may not last. The practice of replacing paid entry level employees with an army of well-heeled interns who perform substantial tasks for free is under serious review. Two weeks ago Condé Nast cancelled its entire internship program because publishers didn’t want to risk any more law suits from disgruntled interns. It’s heartening, albeit a bit disingenuous, that the interns who completed these programs are the ones leading the charge. Still, somebody has to shine a light on what’s happening.

Today, wannabe journalists are jockeying to break in from two-tops at Starbucks. Instead of writing intern tests, sidling up to editors in elevators or walking into brick and mortar employment agencies, they’re blogging about popular culture and instagraming their personal lives, then linking to magazines to alert them of their digital presence. Essentially, they’re saying, ‘Catch me if you can’. The power shift is real. If  you’ve got voice, editors want you because their publication needs to purchase your audience. And if your image fits theirs, sometimes they’ll sign you on regardless of whether you’re making a genuine contribution to the public debate. That “rich sense of the transaction between writer and reader” that William Zinsser talked about in reference to good thinking (always the essence of good writing) has been replaced by another kind of transaction: the buying and selling of followers. The urgency to keep writing for many of these bloggers doesn’t stem from any real interest in ideas or a burning need to understand the human experience, but, again, from a condo-flipping sense of momentum and excitement that comes with being wooed by competing companies who want to buy them out (sometimes for millions).

Is it any wonder, as Nora asked, that blogs have such a limited and overrated relationship to the truth? Or that the line where journalism ends and blogging begins is so muddy. In democratizing opportunity, we’ve lost the story of ourselves.

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Fiction

October 30, 2013

Off Season 1

Read it here.

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WTF?

October 23, 2013

Freelancer Final

I don’t have any hard stats on this, but unresponsive editors appear to have reached epidemic proportions of late.

I know so many writers — newbies and veterans — whose pitches are being met with deafening silence. Everyone’s talking about it on the writing listservs I subscribe to. Editors, they say, aren’t even sending them the standard “Thanks, but no thanks” rejection letters.

A lot of sound advice is being offered up to explain and remedy this, including this article posted yesterday to the Canadian Media Guild’s blog. I can’t add to it except to say, don’t leave all your creativity in the hands of other people. Take one of those ideas, then write and art direct it yourself. We’re all publishers now, so get blogging.

Showcase your voice and let the magazines come to you. And if you still just get crickets, then you probably already know what you need to do.

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Alice Munro

October 10, 2013

Alice Munro

Alice Munro, 2013 winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature.

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Thank you

October 10, 2013

TORONTO: Social Media Marketing Workshop
Thanks to everyone who attended yesterday’s workshop. Biggest takeaway: Don’t collect, connect. Numbers pale in importance to great content, especially when so many more people are buying their page views to artificially boost their popularity.

Final Plane Testimonial

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September 27, 2013

Anne Michaels

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Janis

September 17, 2013

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Photo: Still searching for credit

I just discovered Janis Joplin. It only took me 40 years and three Dick Cavett CD’s to realize what a comet she was.

My four year old self said she was a bad lady. She took drugs. My dad said so. I thought you were supposed to dismiss people like that, but he couldn’t take his eyes off her. That was suspect to me on many levels. I mean, she was so wild: the hair, the ostrich feathers, the vests, the bad complexion, the raspy scream. Meanwhile, he was so urbane: the glasses, the goatee, the top-of-the-line mechanical pencils, the arch inserts in the lace-up oxfords, the conductor’s baton he raised every time he put on a Beethoven LP.

Dad leaned forward and cupped his hands whenever Janis spoke. The only other time he did that was in meetings with fellow architects, or when Rod Laver had match point. With Janis, Dad made it clear he was listening to another human being. So did Dick. With Raquel Welch, who also appeared on Cavett (with Janis), Dad made it clear he was watching a woman. I could tell by the way he sat back in his recliner to take her in. Dick couldn’t do that. He was obliged to furrow his his brow at her quasi-intellectualisms and keep his eyes up, back straight. Watch it today and, I’m sorry to say, you’ll tolerate Raquel’s mannered replies for about 8 seconds before reverting back to her spectacular thighs. Janis was different. She held some key to life because Dad would shush me whenever I talked over the TV. I learned to hold my questions while she described life on the road, went off on Spiro Agnew or shouted about love with the guys in the Full Tilt Boogie Band.

If Raquel was everything a woman was supposed to be, Janis was not. Newsweek once called her “a volatile vial of nitroglycerin that blew the rock world wide open.” That was the good press (and she read it all). The bad press compared her to Lassie because of the way she panted and caught her breath after every song. That hurt. While Mick Jagger had his pick from a tidal wave of groupies, Janis had to weather being stood up by a string of dates. She connected the dots, from the dog comments to the one-time fiancé who disappeared from her life in her early twenties. And for her entire short life, Janis was haunted by the frat boys at her alma mater, The University of Texas at Austin, who branded her “the ugliest man on campus.” This was in the early sixties when she was starting to make a name for herself singing (bra-less) in clubs.

Later, in almost every press interview she gave, Janis tried to diffuse aggressive or mean-spirited reporters by explaining, “Everyone wants to be liked. I’m no different.” But it was impossible to ignore how against type she went. No one could imagine Janis wearing oven mitts. Or pushing a “reel” mower in capri pants. Or doing a French striptease — all typical housewife stuff back then. Then again, it was just as hard to imagine Raquel doing any of that, unless it was a domestic goddess shoot for a men’s magazine, which she must have agreed to at some point.

The funny thing is Janis and Raquel sought each other out at industry parties, as each made clear on Cavett’s stage. Janis didn’t dismiss Raquel for her glamour and Raquel didn’t dismiss Janis for her hard-living ways. The beatnik and the sex bomb traded stories about their lives. At the opening party for the film, Myra Breckinridge, Janis blew smoke in Welch’s teased hair and said she’d been asked to take part in an upcoming film. “Oh yeah? What part?” asked Welch. “I don’t know, yet,” said Joplin,” but it won’t be a virgin. I’m not that good an actress.” They both laughed. When Welch retold that story to Cavett’s audience, the ensuing laugh made Joplin shrug.

What’s touching about the dynamic between these two women is the way Janis patiently extracted meaning from Welch’s overly ornate way of speaking (she’s still talking that way with a lot of, “Yes, well you know …” and “In a manner of speaking…” ). This was especially true during one conversation they had about the polarization of the political left and right [in 1970], and the virtues of compromise versus patiently listening to the other side. Welch stood for compromise, Joplin believed in active listening. Cavett and the other guests (newsman Chet Huntley and screen legend Douglas Fairbanks Jr.) were forced to watch this rally in silence. The press framed it differently, of course, saying that the two “went at each other” on the Dick Cavett Show. They did go at it, but not like two cats but as comrades earnestly trying to interpret the news and events of the day. Cavett never stopped being fascinated by Joplin.

“Why is it there aren’t many of you super star rock ladies?” Cavett asked Joplin, which made her squeeze out a raspy giggle. “There’s Mama Cass, maybe. And Gracie Slick. But they just aren’t like you. I know a lot of ladies sing, but you’re not in the same category with Kate Smith.”

“It seems so natural to me,” said Joplin. “But it’s not feminine, what I do. I mean to get out and really get into the music and get to the bottom of the music instead of floating on the top where most chick singers do. They ‘woo, woo, woo’ on top of the melody instead of getting under it and into the feeling of the music. We did Europe last month and scared them to death.”

When asked, Janis could think of only one other singer who got to the bottom of a song: Tina Turner.

“Who?” asked Cavett [this was 1969. July 18 to be exact].

“Tina Turner.”

“I haven’t heard of her.”

“You will. She’s a fantastic singer, a great dancer,” said Joplin, reinforcing Turner’s hipness with the snap of both fingers. “A lot of people don’t know who she is. It’s too bad. She sings with the Ike and Tina Turner Review. Ike is her husband and band leader, and Tina’s the show.”

“Come by some night, Tina,” Cavett said looking right into the camera before breaking for a commercial from Bulova watches.

I could barely watch Janis’s last appearance on the Dick Cavett show (August 3, 1970). She was so drunk and stoned she failed to carry on a conversation with him. The thoughtful exchanges were gone. The audience never saw the two tumblers of Southern Comfort behind Janis’s chair. But they did see the styrofoam cup of “coffee” (Southern Comfort) she carried on stage, and the cigarette dangling from her lips. She was still sucking back on that cigarette at the mic, half a second before she broke into “Half Moon” and “My Baby.” Two months later, on October 5, 1970, Janis was dead. Cavett remembers hearing the news  while he was standing in his kitchen listening to the radio. “For whatever reason, she liked doing my show,” he recalled in 2005. Cavett was grateful he helped create a record of her when she was very much alive. “She was a splendid soul,” he said. “Good hearted, energetic and she’d read Edith Wharton.” Daddy, you were right.

A Night With Janis Joplin is currently in previews on Broadway.

 

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Internet era

September 16, 2013

internet era

By the brilliant Dusan Petricic

 

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Canadian Originals

September 14, 2013

David Livingstone is a one-and-only kind of guy. The former editor-in-Chief of Elm StreetThe Look and now Men’s FASHION, David has always approached style with a cultural historian’s sense of time and place and a rapier wit that could easily hold court with the likes of Fran Lebowitz or Truman Capote.

This was my Saturday smile, courtesy of the folks at MacKay & Co. Ladies and gents, I present you David Livingstone:

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