Alison Garwood Jones

Demagogue Pinups

September 13, 2013

Several leaders have been caught by the paparazzi with their shirts off. But we doubt Barack Obama was pulling a John Kennedy Jr. when he was photographed topless on the beach while vacationing in Hawaii. Not when he wears mom jeans (undoubtedly sourced by the Secret Service, not Michelle).

Then there are those (Mussolini) who go skiing topless in the Alps or hunting bare-chested in Siberia (Putin). And while we know two is not a trend (that takes three, silly), one hopes Obama and his team of advisors are connecting the historical dots.

In worlds where violence, misogyny and bigotry are encouraged, so are displays of physical prowess, particularly when the head of that regime knows everyone is looking.

Mussolini Goes Skiing

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Eew

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Neverending story

August 23, 2013

Good looks are great. Even helpful. But when a brainy CEO agrees to be photographed like a mannequin thrown to the ground, it’s an insult to women and the men who admire them.

Would Mark Zuckerberg pose like this for GQ? Exactly.

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Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer posing for Vogue’s September issue.

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Industry news

August 12, 2013

Two quotes about media stood out for me last week. Here’s the first:

“We’re not ever going to return to a stable status quo where editors know where their audience is and publishers know where their revenue stream is. We’re in an era of non-stop innovation and constant turmoil. [Don’t expect] any kind of settled new order.”

John F. Harris said this on CBS’s Face the Nation on Sunday. Harris, who co-founded Politico.com in 2006 after 20 years as a reporter with the Washington Post, was on the show to discuss the meaning of Jeff Bezos’s purchase of the Post.

While he didn’t say it, Harris’s web efforts have been largely credited with ending the Post’s dominance in the political arena. But that doesn’t bother me; seeing one organization overtake another isn’t troubling, it’s inevitable. But the thought of living in a state of “constant turmoil” does bother me. That’s when this story got personal.

The second quote is from editor Tina Brown who gallantly tried to steer a merger between the Daily Beast.com and Newsweek Magazine. We learned last week that it failed and that Newsweek is for sale again. Barry Diller, who put down half the financing for the merger, publicly admitted the end was near when he said last Spring: “I wish I hadn’t bought Newsweek. It was a mistake.” What’s more, the attempt to save Newsweek was “stupid.” The fate of The Daily Beast is also in question. I suspect the site won’t be missed if it drops off the landscape.

Loath to admit defeat, Brown, the much celebrated former editor of Vanity Fair and The New Yorker, let down her defences just once when she said last week:

“It doesn’t matter how talented you are right now. You used to be judged for your performance, but now it doesn’t matter what you do.”

That may be true. But what this quote really reveals is just how out of her depth Brown is. Knowing that your job pedigree means nothing any more is a very tough pill to swallow. The landscape Brown is operating in now may as well be Mars. That’s why fresh energy is so crucial at this stage of the media evolution.

But what happens when digital natives, the best and brightest of Gen Y, can’t even stand up to the “non-stop innovation and constant turmoil” Harris characterized so well? I’m witnessing Y’s in media dropping from our ranks after gunning to get in with five internships under their belt, multiple blogs to their credit and tons of cheerleading from family and friends. I didn’t see it coming when one especially bright light announced on Facebook last week: “It’s official. I just resigned from my magazine job. It’s off to teachers college I go!”

If, indeed, the turmoil doesn’t let up — and each week burps up some fresh hell in the form of layoffs, mergers, deaths, exploitative business models and unsustainable pacing — the only way to survive in media if you don’t want to get into teaching or PR is to skim the edges of the industry and avoid the eye of the storm. It’s a total shit show in there, where old and new are duking it out. Being on the inside promises certain swift death to sensitive writer types (like me).

In the suburbs of Freelance Nation you can take what’s thrown at you in the form of print and digital assignments and study the new world order up and down, far away from the frantic meetings. The answer, I think, will come from the sidelines where solitude feeds innovation and overhead is still hovering around zero.

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Shrinking comfort zone

August 7, 2013

Polar Bear Cartoon

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The meaning of “is”

August 3, 2013

This one’s for the ladies. It’s about all those conversations with men that make you go, “Huh?”

True story: a male philosophy professor makes unwanted passes at a female graduate student, sending her innuendo-filled texts and e-mails. She calls him on it (even shows her boyfriend themargritte_philosopher evidence). The professor refutes her interpretation of events, saying that proper understanding of their exchanges depends on a distinction between “logical implication and conversational implicature.” Exactly.

Rationalizations like these date back to Socrates and are largely responsible for the dearth of women teaching philosophy at the post-graduate level. Debating the Big Issues (life, death) share equal space, it seems, with willful distortions of the definition of harassment.

Women make up less than 20 percent of  the faculty in philosophy departments in the U.S. and some say it’s because the men encourage a debate culture that alternates between face-to-face intellectual thug fests and obfuscations so slippery it’s laughable. The motivations behind the traditional practice of philosophy are getting more and more transparent as women speak up and assert their point of view.

The parsing reached its entertaining best, you’ll recall, with a guy most of us female humanists like — William Jefferson Clinton. His answer to the question, “Is there anything going on between you and Monica Lewinsky?”  is your Saturday morning funny:

It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the–if he–if ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is not–that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement …

 

 Image: René Magritte, The Philosopher’s Lamp (1936)

 

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The Burka Avenger

August 2, 2013

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When Pakistani pop star Aaron Haroon read about girls schools in his country being evacuated and shuttered by extremists, he decided to take action.

He assembled a team of digital artists and editors in Islamabad (mostly men, but clearly good ones) to create a new superhero who is underscoring just how lame Disney’s Western princesses are. Dora the Explorer is the lone exception, and now she has an ally.

By day she’s Jiya, a mild-mannered Pakistani school teacher who opts not to cover her hair or face. Just by teaching and moving through life bare-faced, Jiya is already courageous and we haven’t even got to her alter ego yet.

In the face of evil and injustice, Jiya turns into The Burka Avenger. She wears the burka like batman sports his black leathery wings and mask, and throws quill-tipped pens like darts.  She saves most of her strength, though, to clomp the enemy (twisty mustachioed Taliban members) over the head with books and, hopefully, knock some sense into them.

I can think of no occasion when the burka is a symbol of strength, freedom or hope — except in this case. Here Haroon has appropriated the Muslim symbol of oppression and turned it into an emblem of strength. This is not a justification for the burka, but it certainly turns its meaning on its head.

May the force be with Jiya and Malala Yousafzai. And may the pen be mightier than the sword someday sooner than later.

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Poem

July 31, 2013

Do you want to be famous or good?

This question is crossing more minds today.

Including mine.

Social media makes it too easy to get noticed for very little.

Being good at something is a stubborn exercise.

It’s also a long road, with winding turns you learn to drive right over.

But you know you’re on to something just by the way talent asserts itself; like the focus dial on a microscope, it hones in on its subject with clarity and intense colour.

That’s why you shouldn’t let the tricky salesmen you’ll meet en route distract you with quick fixes.

You’ll know they’re charlatans if they alter the way your skin feels.

Integrity should feel like a cashmere.

And be available in all the brightest colours.

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Good day, sunshine

July 19, 2013

Canadians have many charming idiosyncrasies. We rave about sunshine and hot temps when we’re paying good money for it.

But when it’s afflicting us for free, we moan and bitch.

So grab a pool noodle, pick up a paper fan, raise your face to the sun. Do something to show your gratitude.

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Texas hold’em

July 14, 2013

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One day I’ll retire this cartoon.

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New Workshop

July 10, 2013

This is it Poster

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