Alison Garwood Jones

What’s your name?

December 11, 2013

Having an unusual name is like hitting the jackpot from a search engine standpoint. There are plenty of Alison Joneses in the world, and even more when you throw in the alternate spellings of Allison/Allyson/Alyson/Alisson. But Google suggests that I am the only Alison Garwood-Jones.

I went to high school with an Alison Jones, a star field hockey player with a shiny bowl cut. After graduation, rumour has it she started running with a crowd that convinced her to change her name to Siobhan. I never heard about Siobhan again in alumni updates. I hope she’s happily middle aged. Alison Jones is also the name of the publisher of the Quill & Quire, the Toronto-based trade magazine covering Canadian book publishing. Back when I was regularly writing for Quill, the publisher released a note one day acknowledging our situation with a cursive hat tip.

If social media’s tagging, likes and shares start making SEO rankings irrelevant, as some are predicting they will, the Garwood tethered to my Jones will cease to be algorithmically auspicious — and that’s ok. I live and die by the singularity of my content, not my name.

But maybe you’ve wondered, why the hyphen and who’s Garwood? It’s not my married name.

Alison Catherine Garwood-Jones was first printed on my passport back when the soixante-huitards were beating down doors and fences. My hair in that passport was, like now, Barbara Feldon short  — although not by choice. It was all I’d been able to grow since my arrival on planet earth.

I should also point out, my double-barrelled name is not proof of my lifelong association with the Town & Country set. I’m sure I could have gained acceptance into that  tribe if I’d chosen to play my cards differently, like blowing  all my savings (or someone else’s) on a Cartier tank watch and equestrian boots. I ended up instead chasing words, not money (and men who like words, not money).

Jones was the name of my dad’s family, plus about one quarter of the population in the British Isles in the last century. And no one was trying to keep up with them. These Joneses were a tribe of fun-loving Brits who, through the teens and early 1930s, travelled the English countryside in a Barnum & Bailey horse drawn caravan. Yes, my forebears were carnies. When my dad was a little boy growing up in various villages outside of London he often recalled his seven uncles and aunts pulling up to the house in the caravan and noisily spilling out and onto the nearest tree limbs and fence tops, where they would swing and do tightrope moves. The circus (of Joneses) had come to town.

Hillary Long was not one of my relatives, but they were probably like him.

Hillary Long was not one of my relatives, but they were probably like him.

Uncle Johnny on trapeze was the biggest show off of them all, and the one the ladies loved best. He drank, smoked and slicked back his black hair while practicing and performing in tight cotton onesies. When I asked my dad if any of his aunts had grown a beard for the act, he laughed hard but never confirmed.

Grandpa Maurice (Dad’s dad) was the only sibling who wasn’t in show business. He chose, instead, to became an engineer and married Maude Alice Hartop (nicknamed “Jo” because she and her friends were so intense about  the Little Women storyline). Jo’s mum died in childbirth. Her dad remarried and  ran a popular musical instrument shop on a bustling street in London. I wonder if it was on Tin Pan Alley?

Jo grew into a Gibson Girl and became a bike riding telephone operator back when the switchboards covered the entire wall and phone calls were connected via thick cables. Jo, being a suffragette, thought her sons should carry forward her family names too, so my Dad became Trevor Garwood-Jones (named after her mother’s family name) and his brother became Maurice Hartop-Jones, named after her father’s family. She loved drawing and music and the poems of the prophet Kahlil Gibran, and she loved that I loved all this too.

This is not grandma, but it was taken during the time when she too was a switchboard operator.

This is not grandma, but it was taken during the time when she too was a switchboard operator.

This is my grandmother, "Jo" in 1919.

This is my grandmother, “Jo” in 1919.

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What’s your fortune?

December 3, 2013

Donald Lau is the most published author in the English language. He doesn’t tap out novels or write newspaper articles. Nor is he a blogger. He writes cookie fortunes. Amazingly, Lau’s record still stands even after a decade of writer’s block brought on by the pressures of political correctness. (PC has done no favours for any writers).

For whatever reason, Lau snapped to and is back to composing for the Wonton Food Company Inc. headquartered in Brooklyn, NY. Writing is something he does when he’s not being VP of accounts payable and receivable.

Some of Lau’s latest gems, as told to Mo Rocca :

Chicken Dish

 

Be yourself

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Ikea

December 1, 2013

Oh, this can’t be good.

Ikea Bits n Pieces

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How to write

November 22, 2013

This comes via Tiffany Shlain (@TiffanyShlain)

David Ogilvy

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Blogger’s dilemma

November 19, 2013

Ford-Distraction 1

 

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Flipboard

November 11, 2013

Tag clouds are passé. Today I started organizing four years worth of blog posts into digital magazines using Flipboard. I created specialty magazines on music, sleep, freelance writing and technology. A fifth title covering my feminist wrestling matches is on its way. Moving forward, this will be a great archival tool for my posts.

To read my Flipboard magazines and the many other publicly-generated titles, download the app here. As you may have guessed, the iPad is the most immersive and visually stunning platform to engage with Flipboard. The tablet is so clearly the future of magazines.

I’d say the best part of my trek into digital space is the constant discovery of new ways to tell and organize stories — mine and others. That would explain the zero-gravity bounce in my step today.

Note: Flipboard generates automatic (and often incorrect) photo credits. It grabs the overall source where the pic appears and is very ham-fisted in its editing options — i.e. it makes it impossible to credit original content creators. I hope they change that going forward. Suffice it to say, I did NOT take this photo of Janis Joplin or of Google’s Robert Wong. Totally blank photo credits mean I’m still hunting for names. 

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TMI

November 8, 2013

A request: Please don’t post your midlife crisis on Facebook. If you must share, turn  your escapades into  a novel worthy of awards (like the  Nobel). We suggest working on it for years. And don’t show anyone (it will jinx your creativity).

Don't do it!

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Journalism: Still A Love Story

November 4, 2013

1962It’s the spring of ’62 and Nora Ephron is at the wheel of a rental car crossing the George Washington Bridge into downtown Manhattan. Her mission: to find a job before she graduates from Wellesley College in a few weeks. At an employment agency on West 42nd St., Ephron tells the worker assigned to her, “I want to be a journalist.” The woman shuffles through some index cards and papers, looks up over her readers and says, “How would you like to work at Newsweek magazine?” Nora says, “Fine,” and the woman picks up the phone, makes a same-day appointment and sends Ephron over to the Newsweek Building at 444 Madison Avenue. 

Here’s where Nora picks up the story: “The man who interviewed me ask[s] why I want to work at Newsweek. I think I’m supposed to say something like, ‘Because it’s such an important  magazine,’ but I have no real feelings about the magazine one way or another. I have barely read Newsweek … a sorry second to Time. So I respond saying I want to work [here] because I hope to become a writer. I’m quickly assured that women don’t become writers at Newsweek. It never crosses my mind to object, or say, ‘You’re going to turn out to be wrong about me.’ It’s a given … if you are a woman and you want to do certain things, you are Scissors-2going to have to be the exception to the rule. I’m hired as a mail girl, for $55 a week.” Not long after, Nora is promoted to news clipper, “the next stage of girldom.” Armed with a rip stick, scissors and a grease pencil, she and her cohorts clip stories from the country’s biggest newspapers and file them away for the reporters. After six months, Nora is promoted again to “researcher” (fact checker), and by December of that year she is offered a reporting job, but not at Newsweek. The New York Post plucks her away. 

Here’s exactly how it happens: Post publisher Dorothy Schiff reads a piece Ephron writes when she’s not fact checking stories for Newsweek. It’s a parody of Leonard Lyon’s gossip column in the Post. Lyon is not producing any columns on account of a citywide newspaper strike. Ephron and her friend Victor Navasky, the editor of Monocle, decide to fill the reading void with a bunch of mock newspapers Navasky cooks up to entertain fellow writers and editors during the strike. With persistence and boundless charm (remember: this is before Kickstarter), Navasky raises the $10,000 he needs to print copies of “The New York Pest” and “The Dally News.” This is where Ephron’s first profiles appear (if you don’t count her articles for The Wellesley News). The editors of the Post threaten to sue Navasky and Ephron, but Schiff scoffs at the idea. “Don’t be ridiculous,” she says. “If they can parody the Post, they can write for it. Hire them.” Mission accomplished. Our political science grad is a bonafide journo in less than a year.

2003

It’s the spring of 2003 and I decide what I really should be is a journalist, not an academically-minded art historian. Flipping through  Toronto Life magazine during a long subway ride to the Yorkdale Shopping Centre, I see a Marketplace call for “INTERNS” tucked in between an ad for a litigation lawyer and a high-end matchmaker. It says to ring the magazine at 416-364-3333 and state my address in exchange for an application package. I call from my landline the next day, a package arrives three days later, I complete a hefty editing test, mail it in (that’s right I snail it) and get word a month later I’ve nailed it. I report for duty mid-September.

Being female isn’t a problem like it was for Nora, except when editor John MacFarlane asks me during an introductory one-on-one why I’m not in broadcast? This offends me. I want to say, “Because I don’t want to join the hair and teeth crowd,” but I don’t (partly because John has great hair and teeth). Instead, I reply in a voice smaller than my own, “I don’t want to read cue cards, I want to write features.” He takes it in, and the episode becomes a blip in my time there.

I learn a lot from John and work with almost all the editors on staff. The ratio of female to male editors is a whopping 10 to 4, but more big stories are authored by men. In a short piece, I need to confirm some facts and quotes with lawyer Clayton Ruby. I call his office and get it done before lunch. This puzzles and amuses my handling editor since big time lawyers aren’t known for promptly and cheerfully participating in fact checking with smart-ass city magazines. Naivété and dumb luck are on my side. And sometimes they’re not: in the very first story I fact check — a front-of-book profile of film director Sudz Sutherland — I read the entire article to Sutherland and finish with, “Does that sound right?” That elicits a raised eyebrow from my editor. I don’t do it again.

I write some bios for the “Year That Was” issue (December), including a couple of mini-profiles on Sheela Basrur and the Asian beetle, then feasting on the city’s trees. A third profile of Norm Gardner, Chair of the Toronto Police Services Board and a notorious problem child (in 2003 proportions, not 2013 Fordian proportions), makes executive editor Angie Gardos laugh. “You’re a good writer, keep at it,”  says Gardos as she drops off a stack of copy for us in the intern cupboard. Hearing that, Ken Hunt, a fellow intern and published author, turns around in his swivel chair and says, “You’ve got it made.” Today Ken is VP of Digital for St. Joseph’s Media, which publishes Toronto Life. None of this surprises me. Interning with Ken — who’s still a good friend — feels like an episode of Reach For The Top. In fact, any time you’re in Ken’s company means that every cell of your body is on high alert to whack the buzzer first. I tell him as much and Ken says he was on that show and his high school team were champions under his leadership. I leave Toronto Life after four months, return to my bar job at the Bier Markt and six months later I’m headhunted to be managing editor of a health magazine. Our art history grad is a bonafide journo within a year.

Today

Nora waltzed into journalism at a time when there were no J-Schools or intern programs. You didn’t have to obsess over your résumé because general career counsellors could broker interviews for you with chain-smoking editors. The process was more random. Walk ins could talk their way in. Forty years later, I broke in at a time when competition was fierce and candidates were vetted based on their résumés and results on a detailed editing test. Getting in was like getting a coveted acceptance into the Skull & Bones secret society. Once in, the ladder was yours to climb.

I should say, we didn’t work for free, and neither did Nora. She made enough as a clipper and fact checker to pay rent for a room in this white brick apartment in SoHo. We were paid $500 a month, which wasn’t bad when you consider I was shelling out $650/month for a nook in Cabbagetown. I supplemented the rest of my expenses through hosting shifts at the bar.

Interns at Toronto Life stopped being paid a few years ago when “free” became the preferred business model of the social media landscape. This may not last. The practice of replacing paid entry level employees with an army of well-heeled interns who perform substantial tasks for free is under serious review. Two weeks ago Condé Nast cancelled its entire internship program because publishers didn’t want to risk any more law suits from disgruntled interns. It’s heartening, albeit a bit disingenuous, that the interns who completed these programs are the ones leading the charge. Still, somebody has to shine a light on what’s happening.

Today, wannabe journalists are jockeying to break in from two-tops at Starbucks. Instead of writing intern tests, sidling up to editors in elevators or walking into brick and mortar employment agencies, they’re blogging about popular culture and instagraming their personal lives, then linking to magazines to alert them of their digital presence. Essentially, they’re saying, ‘Catch me if you can’. The power shift is real. If  you’ve got voice, editors want you because their publication needs to purchase your audience. And if your image fits theirs, sometimes they’ll sign you on regardless of whether you’re making a genuine contribution to the public debate. That “rich sense of the transaction between writer and reader” that William Zinsser talked about in reference to good thinking (always the essence of good writing) has been replaced by another kind of transaction: the buying and selling of followers. The urgency to keep writing for many of these bloggers doesn’t stem from any real interest in ideas or a burning need to understand the human experience, but, again, from a condo-flipping sense of momentum and excitement that comes with being wooed by competing companies who want to buy them out (sometimes for millions).

Is it any wonder, as Nora asked, that blogs have such a limited and overrated relationship to the truth? Or that the line where journalism ends and blogging begins is so muddy. In democratizing opportunity, we’ve lost the story of ourselves.

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Fiction

October 30, 2013

Off Season 1

Read it here.

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WTF?

October 23, 2013

Freelancer Final

I don’t have any hard stats on this, but unresponsive editors appear to have reached epidemic proportions of late.

I know so many writers — newbies and veterans — whose pitches are being met with deafening silence. Everyone’s talking about it on the writing listservs I subscribe to. Editors, they say, aren’t even sending them the standard “Thanks, but no thanks” rejection letters.

A lot of sound advice is being offered up to explain and remedy this, including this article posted yesterday to the Canadian Media Guild’s blog. I can’t add to it except to say, don’t leave all your creativity in the hands of other people. Take one of those ideas, then write and art direct it yourself. We’re all publishers now, so get blogging.

Showcase your voice and let the magazines come to you. And if you still just get crickets, then you probably already know what you need to do.

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